The joyous winter holidays remind us of our glorious and brief time here on Earth. We gather on Christmas Eve and New Year’s Eve to watch fireworks and hear their bangs echo across the mountains.  As 2024 ended, babies were freezing to death in the Middle East, the righteous Ex-President Jimmy Carter died, and the new pseudo-President Musk bullied European countries in his ongoing quest for world domination.

Perhaps Musk will be President of the World, but he can never be President of the US. Musk was not born on US soil, so he does not meet the necessary requirements to be US president. Musk is an immigrant, while the man who crashed his car through Bourbon Steet, is NOT an immigrant. This man, who massacred fifteen people at a New Year’s Eve celebration, was born on US soil, but not for long.

The real-President Trump has marked him an immigrant. His propaganda was sent down the great pneumatic tube in the Ministry of Truth Social where lies become truths. As the people on Bourbon Street found out, we do not have much to celebrate at the start of 2025, but New Orleans has overcome the hatred of ignorance before, and they will do it again.